I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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