I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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