Pappa wants mamma naked
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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