i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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