Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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