how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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