I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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