I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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