can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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