if only i could text you this smell
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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