haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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