After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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