I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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