Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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