I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize