Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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