you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Come share oat with me in your robe
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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