just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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