Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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