Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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