3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
this will be a night to untag.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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