Barsexuality is the new black.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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So squirting runs in the family.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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