So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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