did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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