Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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