My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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