Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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