i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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