Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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