Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
