Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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