I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
