yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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