i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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