I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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