did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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