so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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