I heard we made out
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
