I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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