he wants to bone in the snuggie
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Sorry about my life...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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