I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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