break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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