im about as happy as oj after his trial
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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