Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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