oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just want to make out with him forever
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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