OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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