If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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