I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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