people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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