do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
