I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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