ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think I died a long time ago.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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