so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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