STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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