I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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